A series of stories about a relationship between James Kirk and Suzanne Brandt, a fellow Starfleet officer.
Captain Suzanne Brandt first sprang into being in September 1997 with the story Just Friends. I had no idea that was the beginning of an ever-growing series. The stories are being written in no particular order, however, the Kirk-Brandt Chronology lists them both in the order in which events occur and the order in which the stories were written. If you're new to this series, I suggest you read the first three stories in order: Just Friends, One Night on Earth, The 1000th Woman. After that, it's up to you.
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Just Friends
Captain Suzanne Brandt, a classmate from Kirk's academy years, spends a few days aboard the Enterprise. A comedy of one-upmanship. Rated PG-13. Posted: 9/24/97
One Night on Earth
Kirk spends an evening in Captain Brandt's San Francisco apartment. Rated NC-17. Posted: 10/1/97
The 1000th Woman
1997 Golden Orgasm--Third Place, TOS HetSmut
Another Kirk/Brandt encounter in which Kirk lives out "every commander's fantasy." Rated NC-17. Posted: 10/30/97
The Kirk-Brandt Blooper Reel
1997 Golden Orgasm--Best TOS HetSmut
1997 ASC--Third Place, Kirk/female Story
A (sort of) follow-up to The 1000th Woman.
Rated NC-17. Posted: 1/16/98
Holiday Punch
1997 Golden Orgasm Honorable Mention, TOS HetSmut
A New Year's Eve party at Captain Brandt's apartment. Contains another (sort of) follow-up to The Kirk-Brandt Blooper Reel.
Rated NC-17. Posted: 1/16/98
In Mind and Body
2000 Golden Orgasm--Third Place, Kirk/Female
A little PWP set in the Enterprise gymnasium. Rated R. Posted: 5/26/00
Poppies
2003 ASC--Best "Empty Shell" Challenge Response
A response to a challenge to write a story about what happened to the Doomsday Machine after it was disabled. Rated G. Posted: 5/25/2003
Orange-Colored Sky
Bored and alone on Starbase 2, Captain Brandt meets a very attractive man. Rated R. Posted: 6/14/98
Star-Spangled Night
1997 ASC--Best Kirk/female Story
I don't know how to describe this one. If you've enjoyed the other Kirk/Brandt stories, read it. Rated NC-17. Posted: 12/17/97
Hand to Hand
This Kirk/Brandt story was written in response to a newsgroup challenge--write a story in which one character gives the other a gift. G. Posted: 12/17/97
Hearts Untraveled
A rainy day in San Francisco with Captains Kirk and Brandt. Rated R. Posted: 2/14/98
Happy Birthday, JT
A birthday surprise for James T. Kirk. And perhaps for you, too. Rated NC-17. Posted: 3/26/99
1-900-CAPTAIN
The 23rd Century way of dealing with a long-distance love affair. This started out to be a PWP in honor of National Masturbation Month. It's still a PWP, but is this masturbation? Rated R. Posted: 5/23/99
Empty Bed Blues
A letter from Suzanne to Jim. Response to the "Lust in Space" challenge. Rated NC-17. Posted: 6/21/98
The Gift-Wrapped Captain
1997 Golden Orgasm--Third Place, TOS Challenge
1997 Golden Orgasm--Third Place, Humorous/Parody All Series
1997 ASC--Second Place, Kirk/female
This Kirk/Brandt story was written in response to a newsgroup Challenge--write a story in which one character gives another a gift. Rated PG-13. Posted: 1/16/98
Two Spoons and a Butterfly
1997 ASC--Third Place Kirk/female
I suddenly realized that in all the amorous adventures of Captains Kirk and Brandt, they'd never made love in his quarters! Rated R. Posted: 2/14/98
Ladies Night
A Ladies-Only bull session aboard the Enterprise. Rated PG-13. Posted: 2/14/98
The New Curiosity Shoppe
2001 ASC--Second Place Kirk Pairing
Kirk and Brandt shop for toys. Rated NC-17 for subject matter and PG-13 because they only
talk about it. Posted: 12/21/01
As Ye Sow
A strange mutation sweeps through the Enterprise. Warning: Peeps. Rated PG. Posted 6/12/2005.
Memory Lane
On leave in Iowa, Captains Kirk and Brandt visit a couple of his old haunts. Rated R. Posted: 6/14/98
Born To Be Wild
1998 Tribble--Best TOS Story
1998 Golden Orgasm--Third Place, Kirk/female
1998 ASC--Third Place, Kirk/female
Exposure to radiation causes Captains Kirk and Brandt to regress in age. Rated PG-13. Posted 11/8/98
The Small Screen, Part XX
Jungle Kitty's contribution to ASCEM's Round Robin. Rated R. Posted 8/10/98
Blood Claim
1998 Golden Orgasm--Best Kirk/female
1998 ASC--Second Place, Kirk/female
To paraphrase reader comments: Starts out as a traditional Kirk-enslaved story and takes a left turn. A turning point in the Kirk/Brandt relationship. Note: This story contains m/m slash. Rated NC-17. Posted: 2/14/98
The Uneasy Dancers
1999 Golden Orgasm--Best Multi-Part TOS Story
1999 Golden Orgasm--Best Multi-Part TOS Hetsmut
1999 Golden Orgasm--Best TOS Multiple
1999 Golden Orgasm--Best Kirk/female
1999 Golden Orgasm--Second Place, Spock/female
1998 ASC--Best Kirk/female
Sequel to Blood Claim. Mr. Spock and Captain Brandt are sent on assignment together, resulting in a crisis in their relationships with Captain Kirk. To quote Ned Fox: "The best TrekSmut ever." Yes, he said I could quote him, and, no, Ned Fox is not someone I made up. Note: This story contains m/m slash. Rated NC-17. Posted: 1/10/99
Homecoming
2000 Golden Orgasm--Best Kirk/female Story
2000 Golden Orgasm--Third Place, TOS Het
The Enterprise returns to Earth at the end of the five-year-mission, with Kirk and Brandt both uncertain about the future. I've tried to recap the relevant events from
The Uneasy Dancers,
but I think you'll get more out of this if you know the details of what preceded it. It probably helps if you've also read Just Friends,
the first Kirk/Brandt story. At this point, these stories are more like chapters in a book than separate stories. Your continued patronage is appreciated. Rated PG-13. Posted 2/26/00
Mercy
Following the end of the five-year mission, Kirk's relationship with Brandt is haunted by the memories of his captivity on Nevaris. Rated NC-17. Posted 08/25/2002
The New Dog
It's a dog's life. Literally. Rated PG. Posted 5/23/99
Who Wants To Know?
Inspired by Lyrastar's lovely "Kissing Captain Kirk" series and written with her permission. For those who may not be familiar with this remarkable series of drabbles, get thee to Kissing Captain Kirk. Rated PG. Posted 1/10/2004
The Last Word Sequel to "Who Wants To Know." Rated G. Posted 1/19/2004
How Are Ya Fixed For Love?
A "music video" in which Admiral Kirk and Captain Brandt move into a new apartment. Rated R. Posted 11/8/98
The Gift-Wrapped Admiral
A belated birthday story for Captain Brandt, who made her first appearance on the NG in September 1997. This is also a companion piece (of sorts) to The Gift-Wrapped Captain. Rated R. Posted 10/26/99
Distracted
Admiral Kirk is working late. Rated R. Posted 2/27/02
On the Upbeat
Admiral Kirk wants a companion when he plays hooky. Rated G. Posted 5/23/99
Coming Attraction
Kirk and Brandt at a tri-vee show. Rated R. Posted: 5/2/98
Big Easy
Captain Brandt brings home an antique piece of furniture. Rated R. Posted: 6/14/98
Although It's Been Said Many Times, Many Ways..
ASC 1999--3rd Place, Kirk Romance
A Kirk/Brandt Christmas celebration. Special thanks to JWinter who, ahem, introduced me to the alphabet trick. Sorry, J, there's just no way of giving you credit without it sounding illicit. A holiday hug and a boost up the Spanking List to anyone who catches the first line. Rated R. Posted 1/24/2000
Hush
A PWP vignette with a certain element missing. Rated R. Posted 2/27/02
Seduce Me Tonight
1998 ASC--Second Place, Kirk/female
A "music video" of Admiral Kirk and Captain Brandt on holiday. Rated R. Posted 11/8/98
Rain Check
ASC 1999--Best Kirk Romance
A romantic comedy of events at home and afar during Captain Brandt's first off-world assignment after living with Admiral Kirk for nearly a year. Rated PG-13. Posted 8/4/99
Beautiful Dreamer
The rewards of talking in your sleep. Rated R. Posted 8/10/98
Blind Curve
1998 Golden Orgasm--Second Place Kirk/female
Captain Brandt attempts to dispel Admiral Kirk's unhappiness with a dangerous gift. Rated PG-13. Posted: 6/14/98
Jealous Bone
A Kirk/Brandt music video about jealousy. Rated R. Posted: 3/26/99
If You're Reading This
Two letters between Kirk and Brandt. Rated PG-13. Posted: 5/2/98
Curiosity, a Catfight, and a Costume
Kirk and Brandt discuss masturbation and more. Rated R. Posted: 8/10/98
The Botany of Christmas
A response to the mistletoe challenge, in which Spock learns about a human Christmas tradition. Rated PG. Posted: 12/29/01
All in Good Time
On the eve of Sulu's wedding, Uhura and Chapel spend the night in the spare room of Admiral Kirk's apartment. Rated PG-13. Posted: 1/10/99
Random
2000 ASC--Third Place, TOS General Story
Captain Brandt is assigned to resolve a hostage crisis on Starbase 11. Rated PG-13. Posted 5/26/00
The Sound of Drums
2004 ASC--Best Kirk Pairing
According to legend, Achilles--the greatest of the Greek
heroes at the siege of Troy--was given the choice of a long, quiet
life or a short and glorious one. He chose the latter. But I
wonder--Given that he was Achilles, could he have made any other
choice? And what does that mean for the greatest hero of modern
mythology? A speculation on the events on the Enterprise-B and
Kirk's life in the Nexus. ("Generations.") Rated PG. Posted: 12/21/04
The Siege Perilous
2000 ASC--Second Place, TOS General Story
Admiral Morrow tries to deal with the aftermath of Kirk's death in "Generations." Rated PG. Posted: 2/26/00
Les Liaisons Ridicules (Ridiculous Liaisons)
2000 ASC--Best TOS Humor
It's those wacky Academy kids again. In this week's episode, Brandt meets Kirk's new girlfriend. Rated PG-13. Posted 9/25/00.
Posing with Baked Goods
2003 ASC--3rd Place, TOS General Pairing
An A/U version of "Les Liaisons Ridicules" in which the story takes a very different road after the camping trip. Rated NC-17. Posted 11/30/03.
The Great Easter Candy Caper
A practical joke at Starfleet Academy backfires. Rated PG. Posted: 5/2/98
The Perfect Mentor
Kirk, Mitchell, and Brandt at the Academy. Rated G. Posted: 2/14/9
Where There's Smoke
At the Academy, Kirk celebrates the completion of his final tactical exercise with unexpected results. Rated R. Posted: 6/14/98
What Lies Within
2001 ASC--Best TOS General Story
At the Academy, Kirk faces the Kobayashi Maru. Rated G. Posted 5/15/01, Revised 1/12/02
Visions of Sugarplums
1998 Golden Orgasm--Second place, TOS Multiple
What did Captain Brandt get for Christmas? A cold, that's what. And the medication has an interesting side effect. Rated NC-17. Posted: 1/11/99
Play Ball
A baseball game between the Enterprise and the Wozniak. Rated PG. Posted: 5/2/98
Play Ball: A MSTing
Play Ball is given the Mystery Science Theatre 3000 treatment. Rated PG. Posted: 1/10/99
There are several stories in this subset, which branches off from the regular Kirk-Brandt stories just prior to the end of the Five Year Mission. The stories take place in the cozy little universe the characters and I visit when we need a break from all the Big Drama. The stories Blood Claim and The Uneasy Dancers never took place in this universe.
The Family Mythology
2002 ASC--Third Place, Kirk Pairing
A few months prior to the end of the Enterprise's five-year mission, Kirk and Brandt attend the Tiberius family picnic. Rated PG-13. Posted: 10/1/02
The Dress, The Guests, The Cake, The Car, The Whole Darn Thing
A response to a newsgroup challenge to write a traditional wedding for two Star Trek characters. Rated R. Posted: 6/21/98
The Seven-Pound, Two-Ounce Sequel
A comic follow-up to The Dress, The Guests, The Cake, The Car, The Whole Darn Thing. Rated PG-13. Posted: 6/21/98
The Littlest Crewman
This was written in honor of Pam and Laurel, both new moms. Warning: It features normally rational adults getting silly over a baby. Rated G. Posted: 2/26/00
Schrödinger's Christmas Present
Admiral Kirk is home for Christmas. Implied TNG. *snicker* Rated PG. Posted: 12/15/00
Toy Story
This story takes place a few days after Schrödinger's
Christmas Present. It was written in response to a first-line challenge (posted by me). Implied TNG. *snicker* Rated PG. Posted 1/10/2004
Here are some stories that don't really fit anywhere else, but I had fun with them. I hope you will, too.
Fade In/Fade Out
A Star Trek/other TV shows cross-over story. Rated G. Posted: 5/2/98
Where No Peep Has Gone Before
A response to a peeps challenge, in which Kirk and Brandt want to have some fun with food and get more than they bargained for. This takes place in a Kirk-Brandt alternate universe, outside of the overall storyline. Rated R. Posted: 5/23/99
Romancing the Peep
A sequel to Where No Peep Has Gone Before, in which The Problem Is Solved. This takes place in a Kirk-Brandt alternate universe, outside of the overall storyline. Note: This story contains m/m slash. Posted: 5/23/99
Gone With The Solar Wind
ASC 1999--Best Mixed Humor
Gone With The Wind with a Star Trek twist. Or twisted Star Trek, if you prefer. Note: This story contains mild slashiness. PG (so far). Posted: 8/4/99
Modular Mates
ASC 1999--3rd Place, TOS Humor
This is a TupperTrek story, in which at least one male character in the story is waaaaay too in touch with his feminine side. In this story, there's a crisis in the galactic love refrigerator, otherwise known as the TupperTrekiverse, where things aren't as fresh and tidy as we might wish. It also features an appearance by another fanfiction tradition, but you'll have to read the story. Note: Slash is among the things parodied in this story. Rated PG. Posted 10/26/99
Stories Set During the Original Series and Movies