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All quick cruise through the various radio stations available on the TSU campus.
"I'm Wild and she's Jungle and we're--"
"The TSU TraffiCats! What have we got today?"
"Well, there's still that stall in 'Binding Precedent'--"
"Oka-a-a-y! Today's topic is Big Willy Riker--Smooth or Hairy? Yes, first caller--"
"Oh...uh...well, we were going to discuss Norse mythology in TrekSmut, but Scarlet had to step out to do a load of laundry, so...I guess I'll play some music. Let's see... OK, here's something! Steve Lawrence and Eydie Gorme singing 'Born to Be Wild'--
"And tonight on the Kirk Spock Comedy Hour--
'Captain, do you have a cold?'
'No, Mr. Spock, why do you ask?'
'I thought I just heard you say you were setting your phaser on *stud.*'
"Attention, students. Dr. Greywolf and Professor Potts remind you to bring your animated action figures to today's lecture on Vulcan Rites of Passage. Today's ritual is the kamani wan a'layu--"
"Coming up next--another selection from the Pet Shop Boys Greatest Hits of K/S--"
"Been involved in a little insurrection? Violated that pesky prime directive? Not to worry! At the law offices of Pon, Farr, and Stiff, we--"
"Women of Academia and the Men Who Work For Them. We're talking to Rudy--"
"G'day, mates! Today on the Read-aloud Hour, by popular request, 'Rampant Love Prongs'--"
"--another cut from the TSU White Album. '69...69...69...'"
"KTSU! Where The Hits Just Keep Coming! We'll be right back!"
In the Credit Where Credit Is Due Department, the dialog in the Kirk-Spock Comedy Hour was inspired by Scarlet.
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