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This one requires a little explanation since it combines two ASCEM threads: TrekSmut University and Rude Person. At TrekSmut University, Jungle Kitty has recently hired a new assistant named Rudy, who is a cousin of the original Rude Person.
Here are Rudy's summaries of Jungle Kitty's <ahem> works. These may not be entertaining, or even comprehensible, to someone who hasn't read the stories. In fact, if you haven't read the stories, it's quite possible this will ruin them for you.
Jungel Pussy tole me " Rudy you writ these summries for liberry arkives." its like a book reeport and shes the boss of me so i hafta do like she says. So i had to read all her stuff cause she wuldnt tell it to me. She says shes to busy bein a Kirk proffesser in a chair and writin more stuff . If i was her Id just fuck her husban all the time cause hes way hot. I dont know wy she writs this stuff for all you to get off shes crazy. She thinks Kirk talk in her brain but if she cud do that shed be rich off psykick netwerk. she sez uther writrs understan this like writers are hot shit or sumthing.
She says tell about her awards but i havent seen anny so she must be making it up. She says say theres a webb page but i dont know about that you can aks her. And dont tell her the cunter dont work she allready knows. shje thinks she knows evrything but she dont know whats in my desk draw.
shes gone now to Grywolfs orfice to smoke dope and sing in his weasel band, she wants this get done when she cums back.
The Weding Giff
Kurk meets this sexy alian chick on a airplain and kisses her but she dont like it. Then she reads his mine and says your in love with Spok. she messes up his mine so he tells spok. this was jungel kitys first story so i think she dont know how to writ fucking cause theres just talk and you hafta figger the fucking out youself.
The Edje
Spok gives kirk this underwar that must be majic or somthing becuase it makes them super horny hot and they beat each other up cause spoc has leftover pon fur. this story has hot fucking with pain and violents. Kirk slaps Spokk hard and talks like amuk time.
Motivs
Kurk and spoc talk about wy they wanna fuck. some peeple think theres sex in this story but i cudnt find anny.
Jus Freinds
This gurl Kurk know at skool comes on the Emterprise and maks fun of him so they fuck . Juggle pusy was way chiken on this becuse she puts ackseriks insted of fucking but then Kruk spanks her and probbly eats her out too.
One Nite on Erth
Its that same girl again her names Suzane Brunt and Kurk cums to her aprtment. She makes bad food so they fuck . The fucking is way hot with lots of xplisit.
The 10000o0 Wumin
Shuzann and Kurk go to thare class reunun and him and Finagain fite so she makes him be a ensign and ties him up and spank him and fucks him up the ass with a vulkn dildoe cock. Good hot fucking specailly when Kruk makes her take it hard .
Having Ritten
Krik comes to Junngl kits house cuase he dont like her storeis and sometims i dont blame him . at the end it looks like hes going to fuck her but Jungal K just put The End so we dont know. I shud tell her husban.
Sparre the Rod
Spok spanks Kirk too hard but he dont cry. Good cuase i hate that stuff. then spok touchs him with ice and fucks him up the ass . its the first time even tho theyre lovvers for months. I dont know how men be luvvers if they dont take it up the ass ?
The Life That Lise Befor
Krk gets raped by men an he tells his bruther that he don wanna go back to captain skool but his bruther makes him so he does. Then he fuks Jarry Mitchl . Then his bruther die and he fucks spok so its ok . Junglr kite thikns this her best storie but tell you that its rape and violunt and if your a wuss it will make you sick
One and Fuchure
a teecher tells littl kids about kurk and spok. this story makes sum peeple go awwww but theres no fucking not even akseriks. sometime i think she think shes writin litratur so she leave out the fucking but i say if i want litteratur i watch tv.
Star Sprinkled Nite
this wuld be my favrit storie about Kurk and Suznn but it gets mushy at the end. But the fucking is hot all over the place. She tells how she got her cherry bust and then she jerk him off . then he eats her for like an hour til she xplodes into peeces . but later they fall in love and i skippd most of it. i dont unnderstand this stuff about rocks and sissors ether. maybee its simbolism like the rocks are kirks balls and the sissors are her pussy spred wide open beever.
Hand to han
I dont know wy you wuld reed this theres no fukking just talk and dancing and then Mcoy and soolu laff at krik for doing something pussy lik dance.
The Giftrap Captin
Kurk buys brat thats her nikname it-meens-brannt. he buys her sexy underware but its not majic like what spok gave him. no fucking heer just underwer.
The Krik-Brnddt Blooppr Real
Suzzane gets in trubble becuase her and Krik fucked on the bridj and made like Amerca's Hottest Viddeo . i askd the Pam an Tomy Lee peeple to get one but they dont know what is it. But her boss gives it to her so she will trik Krik into watching it. this must be alternater univers cuase if it was real she woudve got fired or the boss wuld make her suck his dick.
Holliday Punch
Bran has a new yeers party and kirks there and lots of peeple. Jugglin Citty thikns this has fun talking i say skip to page 10 whare the fucking is hot up her ass and a dildo and vibrates. the next mornin they have a fite. i dont unnerstan wimmin and nether does Jams T-for-tomkirk so he sens flowrs like she wantd in the underwere story.
2 Spoons an a Buterfly
i think this must be simbolsm again cuase i dont know how Kurk culd get a butterfl to play with Bratts pussy . theyre not smart like d ogs. but this storys ok cuase he ties her up and leaves her . ha.
Ladys Nite
Brnat and oohuru and the nurse get drunk and talk mosly about fucking but no one does anny.
The Prefec Menter
Kurk and brank and Gary McChell are in skool and brant needs peeple to writ ther names so she cn go to captain skool. wy dont she just forger it thats what i wuld do. no fucking or talk about fucking. i dont know wy not i think theyre old enuff.
Bloody Clame
kirk is a slave of this cool perv who fucks him and evrything. dont tell Junnl Kitt this not orijinal she dont care she doe it her way. Kirk jerks off agains the rules. brnt recsues him and they have a big fite. i dont kno wy kirk dont slap her shes a wumin. i like when they dress Krik up in all gold like a halmark ormanent and put him in a caje. Jugnle Kiky says dont give up the Spock secret part so I wont. this storee has fuckin but not spliscit as much as i want.
Harts unraveled
its raining so Kujrk and Suzinn jerk off in a alley. lots of talking thats spose to be clevver but i like the jerk offing.
fancy hot fir
Spok jumps out of th bushes and him and kurk do it lik i like it and spok smell like allmunds. The nex day krik worries was it spok. I dont unnerstand it wasnt that dark and who cares as long as he got it good.
A Tail from the Nort
Its snow on Vulkan and tp'Ring makes Spoc kill Kirk an evryone cry but not tp'Ow so kirk dies and spok too . I aks Jiggle kitey wy this dont make sense an the langage is weerd. she say its a lejend like Balder. I say they dont get much balder than Wiliam Satner and she slapped me.
Twice Tole Tail
Kirk tells Spocc the storei of sleeping beuty but Spoc keeps inneruptin. This is stoopid theres no fucking, why wud 2 hot horny human vulan guys want a farry tail insted of fuck ?
Cumming Atrakshuns
Krik Brandd go to a movie an he talks dirty all the way throo it. i did this at the movies oncet and got throwd out.
Fad In/ fade out
this is just talk no fuck. theyre in shows on Nik at Nite and at the end they sing the Patty Dooke song and go to the twilite zon.
If Your reding this
these are lettrs from Krik and brant but junglle Kitty wrote them i know i watched and she cry sometimes when she rites. I wish Gaywulf wud slap her. but he thinks Spocck and kirk talk in his brain too
The Grate Eester Candy Cape
Krik and Branitd and Michel are in skool again and kirk eats all the peps and gits sick. no fucking. this skool is a big waste of time theres no fucking . evryone thinks this story funny so they spit food at ther computr momitors but i dont i like pepes.
Goldn Boy
Kirk is a hoooker and i never knew that about him so theres lot of fucking with alians and Gar Mitcell and Vulacan Sydam. i think Jugle Ktity made him up hes not on the tv show. she steels a hole bunch from Amuk Time and Jurney to Babble an i think thats cheeting.
How the Trole stole trecksmutt
Jingl Kuty mus think your all stoopid that you dont know she ripped off Dr Sues. this has bad words but not reel fucking and its a pome and i might quit from bein her assistnt if she s gonna writ potry.
Shes writin a hole bunch of stuf now like a storey ware Kirk spanks the shit out of brant like he shudve in the firs place. she thinks she maybe wont send it to the enternet cuase the jenuine SNM pervs will laff at her but i know she will do it annyway . she wants to writ whare Kirk get his brain erase but only the mad dr sientist with th weerd dentist chair can do that and he died on TOST. i know how to erase his brain but i wont tell her unless she beg me and maybe not then even. she have a outlin about gettin stuk in spoks mine and fucking 3 ways i wish she wud work on that me want see fuck.
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