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Testimonium
Fortitudinus. That means
"Manhood set on stun."
Captain on the bridge.
All eyes turn. Some get poked out.
Manhood set on stun.
He can't sing or dance.
Doesn't need to act, not with
Manhood set on stun.
Standing in Kirklight,
He knows which is his good side.
Manhood set on stun.
Beam him up, Scotty!
And please make sure he's armed with
Manhood set on stun.
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